Rocco Royale that is.
I'm really famous in Hollywood and I want to introduce you to my sister, she's famous.
Her name is Nicolina Royale. She makes the coolest stuff.
I know all about her cool stuff, cause I grew up in the business.
Take a look at what she made for me: my own dog tag, my collar, my biker vest (well, my harness - people always tell me I look like such a rock star in my fancy harness!) In fact, I always get stopped and people ask me what I am wearing (kinda like on the red carpet, you know), and I say I am wearing Nicolina Royale, (ha ha). My collar (necklace), tags & biker vest is so hot, I attract all the 'bitches' in Hollywood. I prefer blondes. (Stud services available, please inquire with my sister: Nicolina Royale.) Go look at the dog gear my sister makes, its' really cool!
This is the very first time I am blogging.....so I hope all this works!
for the record...and from now on I am gonna have 'rocco's picks' all designated with my 'paw print' on them. That is what famous people do in Hollywood. They put their autograph or signature on stuff...it is all so crazy, but "that's Hollywood!"